Australians’ let us all rejoice for they are going back to school…

As fast as you run your flag up the pole, eat your ‘cooked on the outside still raw on the inside’ snag  and the flyblown potato salad that on any other day would have the health department closing you down, argue over who is Australia’s greatest cricketer that has ever donned the baggy green, sing a stirring rendition of the first verse badly because not many of us know the second verse but we all know what girt me…